A man was at home in meditation and a question came to his mind.
“God, what do a million years feel like for you?”
It feels like a second to you.
“Oh, so what does a million dollars feel like to you?
If feels like a penny to you.
The man thought about this. After a time he got up the nerve to ask his next question.
“God, can you give me a penny?”
Sure, in a second.
– This joke came from Joel Osteen