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Artistic, Comedy, Faith

A Million in a Second

A man was at home in meditation and a question came to his mind.

“God, what do a million years feel like for you?”

It feels like a second to you.

“Oh, so what does a million dollars feel like to you?

If feels like a penny to you.

The man thought about this.  After a time he got up the nerve to ask his next question.

“God, can you give me a penny?”

Sure, in a second.

– This joke came from Joel Osteen


About carpebootium

I am a modern-day pirate. I travel the world and trade in today's currency, information. I sail through opportunity, comedy, history and strategy to turn turbulent into tournament, chaotic into cathartic, and embarrassing into emboldening. There are none who should fear me save two: Those who have what I want and those who get in my way. Are you done sailing your calm waters with strong undertow? Have you your fill of empty treasure and oasis destinations? Well good...come and join my crew! We're a lively lot from all over the world but be forewarned...anyone attempting to drop anchor will be thrown overboard, shot, harpooned and then marooned on an isle of cannibals. We move on! If you are ready...welcome aboard the Carpe Bootium!


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